A very Happy Valentine's Day to my new bride Kate Mara...


A very Happy Valentine's Day to my new bride Kate Mara 

- I was looking for one in a million, I found one in a lifetime. 







To my Ex-wife Kate Upton

 - It was good while it lasted...oh sooo good, but we both know I don't do beaches well and you are always having photo shoots in places that burn off the first 9 layers of my skin in under 3 minutes so I wish you nothing but happiness  Keep on dancing for the love of god please keep on dancing. 




To my girlfriend Evangeline Lilly 

- I still get LOST in your eyes after all this time and your freckles still drive my crazy, Have a great day my Vangie. 







To my mistress Olivia Munn 

- I've never met anyone who can make me laugh the way that you do. I cherish every moment we get to spend together. 






To my Best friend with benefits Zooey Deschanel 

- Every day I see your smile , your enchanting smile it warms my heart and I love every time I catch you singing to yourself and you don't care and keep singing. Have an awesome day 





To all the ladies in my life, I wish you all a wonderful Valentine's Day ....(Call Me)

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