Enough is enough, because of you I am no longer the man I used to be. Today I had to crazy glue a nipple back on that had fell off, let me explain. Every morning I have a nice hot shower just before I leave for work and everyday you have been at least - 15 if not -20 something, so as I walk from the house to the car, still warm from the shower and you still cold from being a shitty season, the sudden temperature change makes my nipples rock hard and today they were so hard my right one broke right off and not having any extra time to fiddle fart around because I would be late for work, I had to improvise and let's just say gluing your own nipple back on isn't as easy as it sounds and now I have an uneven non centered nipple.....thanks you big A-hole.
Also, I'm still one ball short. About a month ago, again walking from the nice warm house to the car I hear that sound that ice make as it suddenly freezes, I didn't think anything of it until my next few steps closer to the car and I could feel something shimming down my pant leg, it just turned out to be one of my nuts which as luck would have it, fell right onto to top of my shoe as I was taking my next step with my nut on top of my shoe it got kicked/ flung to the snow bank near my car. I looked and looked for it with no luck of finding it as I was running late for work again. My only fear is a creature of the wild has now found it and has scratched it up or worse ate it, leaving me now with only 3 balls. So again thanks a lot you dick of a season, thanks for leaving me with an uneven nipple and one ball short. You are off my Christmas card list FOR EVER !!!!!!
Not your friend,
Casey
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